Whether black or green olives I love to eat
They are a great snack and sometimes are sweet
The day arrived I find not too neat
It deserves one last repeat
It started as any day
School, work, and some play
Grew hungry my cousin and I did
And on a pizza we made a bid
We were headed to Kentucky, our home
Driving my red tomato, my car with a dome
No Pizza was found when we arrived at the store
Waiting for a free pizza proved no chore
Two hungry college boys got a free meal
That ham pizza was certainly a deal
We grabbed that pizza and headed east
We ate it like wild savage beasts.
The pizza was making us full and sore
But I was going to eat for sure one more
Reaching for that next bite
I saw an olive and said, "This has made my night!"
Then I saw the most unforgettable thing
My heart skipped two beats and a bang
Seeing two wings and two eyes, I nearly spewed
I bid that pizza adieu
The slice went soaring into the sky
My beloved olive was a cooked-in fly
But that is not the worst
This bubble I hate to burst
While we ate that feast
While eating like wild beasts
My heart would rejoicingly sing
If there were no eyes or wings
But alas, we can only assume
For that pizza was consumed.
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